instead of sending me nudes, send me photos of you wearing so many layers of clothes that you can’t even move
reblog if this motherfucker taught u the meaning of disappointment
My dog turns three in one hour.
The joke is that I put a beer in his bowl because he’ll be turning 3 which is 21 in dog years. I have been planning this joke for a week.
i bought a rubber duck today that is actually jesus holding a lamb but it’s a rubber duck too look at it
one of his tabs says Obama cures
boom
i don’t care who you are or what your sexual orientation is, i think we can all agree that we’d all fuck zac efron
has anyone on this website ever heard of benedict cumberbatch
today i accidently wrote my url instead of my name on my test
